- Aggrr... I have nothing to wear (READ: My fav top is gone for wash)
- How can I eat without getting fat?
- Ooo she's getting fat I'm secretly(READ: Sadistically) getting pleasure out of it.
- What does he see in her? She's such a bitch(READ: Choose me you idiot)
- Is one of my boob bigger than the other or is it just in my head?
- I wish I was a guy! Who wouldn't want the ability to pee standing up?Huh?
- How long should I wait before I start showing my true colors and not seem like a psycho controlling bitch?
- Who's that Bitch with him on his Instagram profile 128 weeks ago? They seem close! This is upsetting. Could it be a cousin? Who got married and has kids by now? I'll have to stalk her now. Oh Damn account is private.
- The dress at the mall. I'll have to sell my kidney to own it.
- Period! Why don't you go to a far away land and never return? Ever?
- Oooo Chocolate! Yumm!!!!
- Oooo Cute guy! Yumm!!!!
- Geez... Why wouldn't he text me?
- Ian Somerhalder ;)
Yep I'm dying!!!!
- Blackout drunk! Do I need a pill?
